And how can we ever refuse?

"Will the last person to leave Michigan please turn off the lights?"

Now now. Good agricultural program there at Moo U. All of our groundskeepers at the Big House went there.

You fucker. You absolute fucker. I just blew orange juice out of my nose at my screen. I was not expecting a literate Sunni-Shia split joke on The AV Club.

And of course, like everything else, it just screams that these are not his own personal favorites, but what he thinks educated people consider to be good films. Just screams about his inferiority complex.

You heard him, Brown! He's willing to be hunted for sport!

Just punch a hipster anyway. It'll make you feel better.

Just punch a hipster anyway. It'll make you feel better.

I use potatoes as ketchup-delivery vessels. If Donald Trump ordered me one of his steaks, I very may well use it as one too.

That's a really odd hill to die on. A steak a couple of degrees over my desired medium-rare? Whatever, I'll eat it and enjoy it. But shit, if it's well-done, there's no flavor to it anyway, so I may as well use it as a ketchup-transport device.

We've got a helluva fight song though. It evens out.

And then get a black-latino kid to play the new Spiderman, Miles Morales. This too was my dream.

So @statelyplumpbucknagilum:disqus is TECHNICALLY correct. The best KIND of correct!

I was so invested in the scene with Fadil, despite having only seen her for two minutes at most. As she confessed her venial sins, I *willed* her heart to not outweigh the feather. There's something primal there. I'm an avowed atheist who will suffer Hell if need be, but if there is a God or gods, I feel a need for…

Me-laise.

Impossible. A TV program guaranteed to be talking about him, his actions, his inactions, his mood, his bathrobe? Trump will never allow that to be cancelled.

That was 100% where I went to when I saw that scene.

They are not. I assure you, they are not. There is no metaphor too odious for these people. They will grab at any justification, however tortured, to excuse their embrace of the destruction of the Social Contract in favor of "fuck you, I've got mine."

Cuts out the middleman, at least.

They hate orgasms too. Who can understand such people.