Though a "huge microaggression" seems on the oxymoronic side of the force. ;)

That's EXACTLY what I thought: CGI to make Hugh look young. But nope, he's just that good looking still.

Immaterial. Rum's still rum.

Total dick to his allies too. I'm hoping that Robin gets to beat the snot out of Bruce (or chew him out but good) for being a total putz to him (Tim) after he save'd Batman's ass.

It would totally troll the audience, too. Which is smack dab in the middle of Deadpool's bailiwick.

Has ANYbody SEEN. Sam… LOWRY? (Lowry, lowry, lowry lowry…)

So, Wolvie cannot be in Deadpool. Cannot. Just saw Logan, and that's a coda for the character.

That sweet smile on her face for Baby Groot made my heart grow three sizes.

Goldwater's a good counter-point, though Johnson was also a very compelling figure.

How gruesome.

Yeah, I never found Bernie particularly charismatic. Interesting, and with a compelling perspective which it was nice to see brought to the national stage, but I was never particularly compelled by HIM. Honestly, I found Hillary more likable. Your milage may vary, as they say.

I hear you, but I'm not ready to just concede that we should relegate qualifications to the back burner, behind sex appeal. And the problem really is, there aren't many charismatic people high up in the Democratic Party these days. That's something to work on, certainly.

Who's won the presidency every time since TV became ubiquitous? The more interesting, flashy candidate. Some years were a contest between snoozers, but check it out:

Ah, yeah. Run away fast until you make some friends who have magic weapons. Then look up their address again: Bottom shoe on top!!!

Third party voters like you are part of the problem!

Stay the course. Walk back out of the mortuary and kill one of those pikers, even if the other three take you down. Another trip to the Mortuary for you, but he ain't coming back. Rinse and repeat until they're gone. Stay well away from groups of thugs in the future until you've a few levels under your belt.

Sweet, Hannibal!

To be fair to you, all names are totally made on SOME level.

Friend, you're posting on the AV Club. Making an idiot out of yourself pretty much comes with the territory. Like really old Simpsons references.

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