Once people realize that football players are humans like the rest of us, maybe we’ll stop holding them to these lofty standards. Sure, domestic abuse is horrible and the men and women who abuse others should totally be punished, and those that continue to do so should see a harsher punishment. But after they serve…

A Canadiens player complaining about flopping.

Social Justice Avengers - Assemble!

All you fuckers are lucky he's OK.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.