I mean, damn. He already broke his dick does he really need to be shamed? I just don’t get why certain types of shaming are fine and others aren’t. Usually I don’t care but in this case I can’t imagine the pain he was in. It just seems super wrong to pile on.

A buddy of mine had an accident during fun time with his girlfriend. Turns out it’s a medical emergency. He went and had surgery for it. Afterwards he was sore and was sore for a couple of weeks. He still had to go to work and take the TTC subway. He got shamed in person for being a horrible “Manspreader”. What was he…

Yes, you should walk. Or the last option. Both are good.

And go fuck myself? Don’t put your baby on the floor for my benefit. Don’t fly. That would be for my benefit. Go fuck yourself.

Yes, sunny Toronto, Florida. Home of Jose Bautista and the Toronto, Fla. Blue Jays. Where Man City will play a friendly in 3.5 hours against T(Fla)FC.

That’s impressive, but could he beat the enormous Japanese boxer Piston Honda?!

someone should teach Jordan, Howard, Smith, Dorsey and Drummond to shoot free throws granny style. Sure they’ll get made fun of for a few games, but when their free throw efficiency hits 98% or so they’ll be the ones laughing.

How can you not include the Raptor on your mascot power rankings? Any mascot that eats a cheerleader has to shoot up to the top of that list.

As if being an Arsenal TFC fan wasn’t already embarrassing enough. Take it from me, a season ticket holder.

Oh my God it’s a movie. It’s a mother fucking movie. Watch it, enjoy it or don’t. If you want a different story for female characters go make one. It’s 2015, anyone can write, film, edit and distribute media and do it affordably now. There is no barrier to get in. Go do it. And if your story is good and well told it…

No breaks given to habs fans until the NHL replays game 6 against Ottawa tied at 1-1 from where the habs got a much larger break than this.

No no, you heard it wrong. Bartolo Colon added chives to his lunch. Which he ate.

If the Sens get the Habs, Ottawa is going win. No doubt about it. And before you argue, just look at your logic. You say Montreal will lose to TB because they’ve had their number all year. Ottawa has had Montreal’s number all year and even longer.

LOL

It would be great if no one anytime, anywhere, would ever have to hear about or see Puig ever again. #goaway

That's a two-time NBA champion right there.

He's the Hamburgler because he gobbles up pucks like hamburgers. It's also on his helmet.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.