Yes, you should walk. Or the last option. Both are good.

And go fuck myself? Don’t put your baby on the floor for my benefit. Don’t fly. That would be for my benefit. Go fuck yourself.

Yes, sunny Toronto, Florida. Home of Jose Bautista and the Toronto, Fla. Blue Jays. Where Man City will play a friendly in 3.5 hours against T(Fla)FC.

That’s impressive, but could he beat the enormous Japanese boxer Piston Honda?!

someone should teach Jordan, Howard, Smith, Dorsey and Drummond to shoot free throws granny style. Sure they’ll get made fun of for a few games, but when their free throw efficiency hits 98% or so they’ll be the ones laughing.

How can you not include the Raptor on your mascot power rankings? Any mascot that eats a cheerleader has to shoot up to the top of that list.

As if being an Arsenal TFC fan wasn’t already embarrassing enough. Take it from me, a season ticket holder.

No breaks given to habs fans until the NHL replays game 6 against Ottawa tied at 1-1 from where the habs got a much larger break than this.

No no, you heard it wrong. Bartolo Colon added chives to his lunch. Which he ate.

If the Sens get the Habs, Ottawa is going win. No doubt about it. And before you argue, just look at your logic. You say Montreal will lose to TB because they’ve had their number all year. Ottawa has had Montreal’s number all year and even longer.

LOL

It would be great if no one anytime, anywhere, would ever have to hear about or see Puig ever again. #goaway

That's a two-time NBA champion right there.

He's the Hamburgler because he gobbles up pucks like hamburgers. It's also on his helmet.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.