I hate to tell you this man, as it sounds like you have a certain degree of affection for her, but ‘Mary’ sounds like a hoarder, and prolly needs an intervention. May even have early dementia. Where is her daughter, and what’s going on with her and mom?

Real badasses steal tanks ...

Meanwhile in Oklahoma, police fatally shot a man because he was holding a walking stick and not obeying commands. Because he was deaf.

I nearly spat out my beer, nice work!

I get what you did here and angry you beat me to it.

I disagree. It’s a redemption story for the judge, who is decidedly NOT a Chad, but a Jethro.

Republicans will just do what they’ve done for the past 30 years. They’ll protect their own and say the whole thing is just partisan politics.

Structural engineer here. The fact that this is the largest of the 3 (apparent) braces running across the short axis of the car to stiffen the frame rails tells me it has the most load on it (yes real engineering-ish). I’m having a hard time orienting the pictures with each other but regardless: corners are always the…

Dammit, take your star and get out.

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

The only good defense for a bad good woman with a gun is a good bad man with a gun.... Err something. I think. The morality here gets fuzzy. Ah fuck it! Everyone gets a gun!

Your comment is a hidden gem in this shit-show of speculation.

Sad part is I went to Fark to see if they had a link to the story on the main page for comments so I could go “Reports say the suspect was earlier seen getting busy in a Burger King bathroom”. (You can use the same theme but vary your joke between websites.)

 It hit there 10 hours ago, 341 comment and not one person…

I think we found Humpty’s Caucasian sister.

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

3 a.m.

“ she didn’t know she hit him”. Oh, okay, so your best defense is a reckless disregard for use of a fucking firearm? Like, I deal with a lot of homeless folks. Thanks to our broken mental health system, a lack of social services, and rampant drug abuse, it is totally possible for a homeless guy to, for want of a…

You need to spend more time in Detroit man. The ghost town feel is a thing of the past, and that has nothing to do with sports stadiums, casinos, or convention centers. There are actually great restaurants and bars that have cropped up over the last few years.

Sooo....you haven’t been paying attention. Got it.