Counterpoint:

“a no-compromise midsize 4x4 utility for thrill seekers who want to venture way beyond the city.”

Sort of related—today I attended a panel discussion with four congressmen, and two of them were younger than I am.

Yeah, this is a key point. Collusion amongst business owners? Cool. Collusion amongst labor? No fucking way.

Wait, Hans Zimmer is playing? Way to bury the lede!

I am waiting for the sequel, where they visit a sex dungeon on Easter Island.

Knowing GM, I’m surprised they didn’t try and revive the Maxx nameplate.

Cruzz Maxx.

It’s really amazing. “They investigated me and found nothing wrong, even though I didn’t do anything wrong. They system is broken!”

I enjoy a good latte. I do not enjoy Goodlatte.

Actual interaction I had at Blockbuster once:

“I’d like a refund on this defective DVD rental.”
“You need to talk to a manager”
(Me, looking at name tag that says ‘Manager.’)
“Your name tag says you’re the manager.”
“I’m *a* manager. I’m not *the* manager.”

Nice to know that business model is getting some traction…

This entire country is living in a no wake up zone.

The strangest detail is using the Disney font for “New Year.”

It’s the latter. She is here to fuck him up.

Can we have a segment where she just knees every TV correspondent and/or reality TV star in the balls? Because I would watch the shit out of that.

pictured: chemtrails.

The problem is that it’s a much smaller handful.

The first thing that came to my mind was “can we get some polonium in that cup?”

I mean, now that I see the table, I am pissed at the table, too.

“...though it will almost certainly be someone’s job to make things appear that way.”

Well played. Good windup. Good release.