This is the best thing I've read all week.

Capitalizing on a hot topic to bring additional understanding to another hot topic of much greater importance is just good advocacy.

I guess I’m sort of a Ford fanboy, so maybe I don’t count, but having seen both the Acura and the Ford in person at NAIAS 2015, I can tell you that the NSX fades into the background in comparison. The GT is insanely dramatic in person—it’s crazy low and insanely wide and the buttresses (which kind of disappear in most…

Very helpful guide, thanks!

For those of us not versed in class rules, what are the differences between the class that the Ford GT runs in and GT3?

And I take it from the article that the GT3 NSX is non-hybrid?

It’s a Jetta, I think—Passats have the nameplate above the taillight. Jettas have them to the right of and below the taillight, like this car. That’s the only reliable way I’ve found to tell them apart at a distance.

Loofahs, too.

It is Roger Ailes we are talking about, so I assume it would be more like this:

He gets loofahs delivered by the gross, these days.

Right? I really hope those are verbatim quotes. “We should have had a sexual relationship a long time ago and then you’d be good and better and I’d be good and better.” SO HAWT. Plus, what does that even mean?

Soon to be not-Britain.

If only there had been a good guy with a gun.

The sign got a better offer and left in the middle of the night.

It would be just like Trump to think that bringing Ben Roethlisberger to Cleveland is a good idea.

Counterpoint—at least Cleveland knows how to clean up sites that have been contaminated with deadly pollution. Should come in handy here.

I mean, I’m generally not a big fan of scatology, incest, or imagining Donald Trump have any kind of sex with anything, but I would watch the HELL out of that.

Do I think Donald Trump and Dan Scarvino are anti-Semites? I actually do not. I think they are something much worse—people who underestimate anti-Semites, who think that they can be dog-whistled and prodded and cajoled but ultimately controlled. It’s people like that—people who think they can conjure a storm and then…

To be fair, there is an accompanying video presentation that is 51 seconds of blithering idiocy, and which mostly serves to sort of walk back the “very pro Israel” statement? Or not? It’s really hard to tell, which I’m sure Trump thinks is “nuance.”

Maybe next year they can get a French guy to bring some guns and ships. And so the balance shifts...

Wait, which one is Joey Fatone?