But she can't stop! She won't stop!

I think a big help would be, instead of only having a female orientation that teaches them how to watch out for date rape drugs and what not, also have a male orientation about what consent means and how it relates when one or more people involved is under the influence of drugs or alcohol, the law in regards to what…

Textbook demon face.

If she were, say, mocking elderly people by wearing an adult diaper and drooling, then yes, I would say that is offensive to old folks. But she looks like a beautiful nice older version of herself. Not all costumes have a deeper message. This one is just cool! She likes to show off her master costuming skills (or the…

I agree that culturally we seem to think the elderly are fair game. However, I don't think Heidi meant disrespect or mocking with her outfit. She basically just aged herself by 40 years or so, but not to make fun. She looks like a very stylish old lady.

At that age, it's probably best to go cold-turkey, or close to it. They'll adjust after a couple of days. The downside is (and I mean this in the most non-judgmental possible way), you'll have to engage with them a lot more to keep them entertained.

She looks awake ....not like her usual medicated self in her "dance" videos. Hopefully, this means they finally got her meds balanced.

I love this so much. I will not be dropping acid and watching Crossroads, but I might huff some glue in my garage and carve some three-week old pumpkins that have been sitting on the front stoop. When I did this last year I thought I was digging thorugh my own brains inside of my decapitated head.

This is the most personality we've seen from Brittany since 2007 and I DIG IT.

I don't think it's unreasonable for a parent to want their children to go to good schools in low crime areas. Can you cut down the class warfare in articles like these please?

Breaking news: people want their kids to go to good schools in low-crime areas! And they'll move to the best school district they can afford.

Whatever. Like Rampage said, it's a duster! It reminds me of the old Balenciaga cocoon coats:

I think she looks stunning. I'd much rather magazine covers tended towards this sort of look than overly sexed up styling. The first thing I look at on this cover is her face (which is stunning, perfectly made up and wonderfully complemented by the hair style), which is more than I can say for most celebrity covers.

I'm not gay, I just don't want to get measles.

Off the subject really, but the actual genius of Miley's VMA performance is that everyone is still writing about the provocativeness of her twerking and it's totally distracted from the fact that she didn't hit a single goddamned note during the whole song.

Yes, Cyrus is entitled to dance, but her backup dancers, their costumes, and what she did with them are still an appalling offense against black Americans. Why aren't Jezebelians screaming down the house about this?!

Maybe you're going about it all wrong. Maybe you should be referring to yourself as a human rights lawyer? Don't sell yourself short.

C'mon, he didn't have to wear a butler's outfit or white gloves, and he's allowed to look directly at the white lady. PROGRESS!