Nope, I think you are 100% correct. She and the rest of the all Black back up dancers felt like Miley's "props" and it made me (and Rihanna too from the looks of it) very uncomfortable. It went from straight up racist to just really embarrassing and awkward.

That whole Madonna-masturbating-on-the-bed thing doesn't look so bad now, does it 90s-era pearl clutchers?

If mimicking rimming isn't empowering, then I don't know what is.

She's totally going to fuck you. I promise.

I've been home sick, so as a way to alleviate my cabin fever, I was practicing that move in the mirror. Just got busted by my man and our cats. They are all in the living room laughing at me.

Just call it a fucking Vagina Visor. For the love of god. If a woman is comfortable enough buying a welding helmet for her genitalia, then she's comfortable with the biological term for it. For fucks sake. If the 11 year old Camp Gyno is comfortable saying Vagina then a product for adult women should be equally…

Brandi Glanville is getting her own television show about how hard it's been to get over Eddie Cibrian. Since their breakup. In 2009

Shit into a bag and then throw it into the main house via a window. Aim for the bedroom.

Considering the rates for display advertising around "edgy" web content, I'm betting someone bought a bicycle maybe. A house? Not so much.

she is wearing a safety pin as an earring

The line about Fergie's baby shower came right after the one about Pippa, Harry, and wee George, so I still had Brits on my mind. I immediately thought of the other Fergie and wondered how it was not bigger news that she was pregnant. And then the 'duh' set in.

Don't know who Megyn Kelly is and don't know what a Thatcher Bray Brunt is.

BUT, thanks to baby Brunt, I have a new name for an acquaintance who names her sons -er names that are also occupations! No joke — her boys are named Hunter, Porter, Cooper, Tanner, and Sawyer. One time I told her that if she ever had a…

"It's touching hands. He's not fucking you while wearing menstrual-blood-smeared hockey masks while listening to black metal in front of someone's kids."

I, TOO, WANT ALL OF THESE HATS!

I really think we're healing, together!

No it's just horrible. What are those things anyway? Tit curtains???

Holy fucking shit, Lindy. I'm so sorry this is happening to you. Luckily, I doubt the men who made those comments are aware of the vagina's location, so if any of them actually tried to follow through on a rape threat, you'd have time to run away while they were all WHERE'S THE SEX HOLE?

The kind who has a helium tank in his closet to blow up all of his plastic dolls.

Don't be the intern who, because I am the Admin Assistant for the office, snapped his fingers at me and called, "the copier's out of paper" as he headed out for lunch one day.

I just learned that the actor playing the weird insurance guy is Tom Cruise's cousin.