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I’m finding it very ironic to still be in the greys at Gizmodo, despite being an old white guy working at (NASA FFRDC redacted), but getting >130 stars for my snark about Taylor Swift. Life is good, I guess.

The vibe I’ve always gotten from TS is that neither gender interests her much except for self-promotion/publicity. She seems asexual, so her high-visibility “romances” or even “friendships” have never rung true to me. In fact, the only real-ish emotional display I’ve ever seen her project is a snit.

OMG, Ryan Reynolds’ face in that picture.

Hello, I am the zygote of the Hiddleswift baby and I can 100% confirm that this rumor is in fact very true. I am the baby of Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift and I am living in Taylor’s womb right now. This is where her publicist has asked me to stay for now. I must say, it is quite comfortable in here. Much of the…

i can totally see tay meeting the parents after two weeks. remember, this is the same girl who BOUGHT A DAMN HOUSE across the street from a dude she had been dating for a month.

“Lil Hiddle” that makes me want this EVEN MORE.

I just assume that this was the home visit episode. Hiddlebaking doesn’t happen until the fantasy suite.

its like when you were little and fighting with your brothers in the car on the way to see Tarzan and your mom said she would turn the car around if you didnt stop and you didn’t believe her so you kept fighting and then she did and your life flashed before your eyes.

“Some people are like, I want to go to Haiti, and I want to go to Thailand, and I want to get orphans, and I want to get prostitutes off the street. I realized that my heart was to help beautiful people. This is my mission.”

Me too. I’ve just decided to accept that “photoshop” is a verb now and moved on.

Although the fact that slimming a person down in video (while DANCING no less) is an incredible amount of work does make me think even more that this is a stunt. If all they want is a skinny model for video they make you wear shapewear and…

There’s altering one’s appearance...and making sure you look like what you do IRL (i.e. with the naked eye, not through a microscope). I’m fine with the latter.

did you like how Chris Harrison was like, “well, Ben really liked you, so it means you are likeable/do have value” in an effort to comfort her? Yes, Ben liking Jubilee is the best thing she has going for her.

I am legitimately scared for her and wish they didn’t give that creeper an outlet for his stalking. If he’s a real stalker (which is literally tattooed all over his body - it was his only visible tattoo) then the producers only reinforced his dangerous obsession. I really like Lace, and am looking forward to seeing…

I feel like most of the people who come on this show become heightened versions of themselves—Olivia was already kind of self-involved and very ambitious in a way that could be off-putting, so with a little goading the producers could really mold her into their perfect villain.

I'm trying to get your point, but I guess where I struggle is I don't see "want sex" and "don't want sex" as binary. Maybe it is for you, but I think for most people it's more of a spectrum. Like hunger or thirst. Maintenance sex happens when you're on that point on the spectrum that's like, "I wasn't hungry, but…

If you've agreed to sex, and then you express your desire to stop and the person doesn't stop, it's rape. Feeling icky halfway through sex that you've consented to does not meet the definition of rape. It meets the definition of bad sex, that you should then stop. Phrasing it like you did sounds a lot like the "regret…