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Your father’s generation also had The Osmonds and the 1910 Fruitgum Company.

That’s what coaches and faculty advisors are supposed to be for.

Southeastern Ohioan born, live in Columbus now, and you can annex Cincy and its stupid poison chili into its own country.

One of my teachers, back when I was in school, used to say all the time when discussing the law, “We don’t have a justice system. We have a legal system. When the law and justice intersect, that’s a happy coincidence, not the baseline”.

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I liked that song about his mom smoking pot, hitting the bottle and the crack rock. “All Star,” I think it’s called.

“It was a sloppy, messy, nasty affair.”

I avoid ties by avoiding high-paying jobs that require me to wear them.

That is interesting. I’m also left-handed and right-footed, so I know those aren’t always linked.

They aren’t puking, they’re saying “Renuuuuka....”

Everytime

He’s doing a year-long Skee Ball marathon...

Dude, I’m a Maple Leafs fan. I get it.

You tweet with a lisp.

Please do not desecrate Saint Bender by comparing him to Cruz.

The 95-96 Red Wings, who won 62 gms and lost to the Stanley Cup champ Colorado Avalanche in the conference finals that jumpstarted their rivalry

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Why was that quote formatted by Franz Kafka?

I don’t understand people who say they can’t wait for this election to end.