Nah, when asked about it, Redknapp clarified he got someone else to do that for him.

“Guys, let’s not rush to judgement.”

Pfft, I won a septuple with Wrexham while using the Pyramid in about 40% of my matches, including the FA Cup final and Champions League final.

Then I tried to make the USMNT good and utterly failed.

I almost forgot to mention that Werner was discussing Erwin Schrödinger’s theory at the time.

That kick took place in a box, where it could either be good or not good. We just don’t know.

I hear they’ll never ever be any good

“Don’t worry,” one Spanish child said. “Sometimes you just have to suffer the slings and arroz.”

Hey, I had no idea you used to be a renowned actor!

And if that doesn’t work he knows 1003 others:

Don’t be sad. Harambe would've wanted it this way. He loved low hanging fruit.

The hardest part of steeplechase is getting the steeple back up on the church afterward

Never thought we’d lose two awesome Princes in one year.

Finally, the moment my stupid Kinja handle has been waiting for.

In high school he had great speed but his coaches grew frustrated due to his Exodus 20:15 approach to base running.

But he’s hitting in Japanese, which is much more difficult.

Counterpoint: Bob Davidson does, in fact, suck.

You have to give UNC credit.

(Sadaharu) OH NO HE DIDN’T!!!

I don’t mean to “well actually” this, but recently there’s been a revisiting of who Cobb truly was. There’s a good case that “Evil Cobb” was largely made up by his biographer.