I hear they’ll never ever be any good

“Don’t worry,” one Spanish child said. “Sometimes you just have to suffer the slings and arroz.”

Hey, I had no idea you used to be a renowned actor!

And if that doesn’t work he knows 1003 others:

Don’t be sad. Harambe would've wanted it this way. He loved low hanging fruit.

The hardest part of steeplechase is getting the steeple back up on the church afterward

Never thought we’d lose two awesome Princes in one year.

Finally, the moment my stupid Kinja handle has been waiting for.

In high school he had great speed but his coaches grew frustrated due to his Exodus 20:15 approach to base running.

But he’s hitting in Japanese, which is much more difficult.

Counterpoint: Bob Davidson does, in fact, suck.

You have to give UNC credit.

(Sadaharu) OH NO HE DIDN’T!!!

I don’t mean to “well actually” this, but recently there’s been a revisiting of who Cobb truly was. There’s a good case that “Evil Cobb” was largely made up by his biographer.

Shouldn’t it have been in French as well?

Those are some awesome stories! Very cool.

That’s something very overlooked. A kid like Messi moved to Barcelona at 13 and actually lived at La Masia, Barcelona’s youth academy. These kids are essentially pros at that age while still going to school.

As for Pete Rose, he probably doesn’t deserve his lifetime ban for gambling

Ok. Here’s your home run king. Not Aaron, not Bonds. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadaharu_…