Now THESE are actual parenting issues, and not children issues, like most of the other jackwagons have been pissing and moaning about.

Isn’t it reasonable to say that kids are fine at bar/grills during the day, but after a certain time, it’s grown-ups only? That’s what most places do around here. Seems to work out fine. 

Only if you have more than 2 people with you. And when I do, I follow the same rules I use on airplanes - sit on the aisle. I don’t mind standing up to let other people out when they need to, and that way I can come and go as I please without worrying about bothering someone else.

Involuntary doesn’t mean least likely case it just means you didn’t consciously choose your reaction, normal reactions still apply. as someone who has spent 30 years on this planet and never choked once, yeah if you choke on food you most likely are not paying much attention to the size or quantity of your bites and…

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Can’t stand buttercream. If it’s on a cake I’ve been known to scrape it off and just eat the cake. Buttercream is just far too sugary and sweet for me. And this is coming from someone whose mom had a cake decorating business back in the day.

the emotional equivalent of Action Park

My Costco carries the 23 yo Kirk and Sweeney, and it’s good enough to convince people that rum can be sipped neat. And it’s only about $30

This reminds me of the scheme I came up with to get money for doing nothing back when I was younger. I’ve always wanted to place an ad that said I’ll give you the secret to getting money for doing next to nothing if you send me $1. Then when you send me $1, I send you a letter/email telling you to place an online add…

I’m technically a millennial (ugh) and have been a lifelong teetotaler, and I know literally zero other non-drinkers. Anecdotal evidence and all that, but given the popularity of bottomless brunches and turning every random holiday into boozing opportunities (i.e. Cinco de Mayo, Pride, every week of football season)…

So last weekend after doing a S+ rank run as Claire A in Resident Evil 2, my PS4 hard drive crashed. I ended up saying fuck it and traded it towards a PS4 Pro. Now I have to redo Leon B and the entire final portion of Kingdom Hearts 3 since none of my saves uploaded that entire week. Could of been worst...could of…

Heh, this reminds me of a quest where you need to take a flower to a grave, but if you take any damage the flower gets destroyed.

He’s talking about the Dreamgate. I’ve played through the game twice now and often forget it even exists, but it’s really convenient. You can get it pretty early on if you know where to find the ghost bosses.

Minor spoiler ahead......

More accurately, a centrist could be for sensible taxes on personal wealth and income, but for lower taxes on businesses because they create jobs. Also, a centrist could be for free trade with states that protect human rights and implement environmental safeguards, while using tariffs to punish states that refuse to…

All in all it’s just another baking the wall :/

yep.  I’m not religious at all, and I don’t get bent out of shape when someone says “have a blessed day!” to me.  They’re wishing me well, I take it as that. 

Eh, intent means everything. When I was in high school I had long-ish hair (not quite shoulder length but wavy/shaggy.) on occasion an older person would call me “ma’am” and apologize after realizing their mistake. No big deal.

The cheese section of Wegman’s has been haunting my dreams ever since I moved to a state without Wegman’s.