All those MLM systems are utter crap. I got my hands on some stats from one of them that showed the average reported income and time worked by sellers, separated into their “level” in the company.

Would something like Jamberry, Origami Owl, Keep, ItWorks!, etc fall under the ‘wealth building’ category? Because holy shit. I would estimate about 20% of my SAHM friends now sell for one of those companies and they are constantly trying to make people hold parties or sign on under them. They spent money to buy…

My take-away is that if Kate really WAS physically abusive, John would have spilled the beans a long ass time ago for a paycheck.

Keep her in your life! ALL my friends have kids—some in college, some under 1—and most of them have multiples. I decided not to take this personally early on and have made an effort to keep in contact with them even if we see each other once or twice a year. Now that many of the kids are older, I find my mom-friends…

Kids take up every fucking minute of your goddam life, and they’re an inconvenience to others, which is why Moms usually band together in packs. Spread out the misery.

I think glenn is coming back from this one. I have a feeling.

I don’t understand the Schumer hatred here, I just don’t. She’s hilarious and she shares our values but she sucks because she said a couple of politically incorrect things? She’s a fucking comedian! (I’m not yelling at you Sparky, I love you, lol! I’m just so sick of this constant attack on her from both the left and…

I get why you’re prickly about this, but you can’t just look at this as an isolated thing, and going all #notallwhitepeople isn’t helping the conversation. Tone policing has a loooooooong history, and has been used a) by men to shut down women and b) by whites to shut down POCs. So, when someone who looks like Miley…

The best part of this whole thing is the US Weekly headline

ALL OF THESE NAMES! who are these people! why am i so old! where did i put my glasses!

Crystal Castles sounds like a strip club, or a tacky wedding venue, or a Florida Woman. But not a band.

Timehop really, really annoys me. Wasn’t it enough that I liked your kid losing his first tooth or getting her first haircut or starting kindergarten, or whatever special snowflake thing they did three years ago? The only people I give a pass on Timehopping are grandparents.

I'm not. Why shit on a small business? They're doing ok so good for them.

The artisinal mayonnaise store is in Prospect Heights, not Park Slope.

My aunt is a pro at that. She is the sweetest woman with a huge brood of children and I think the only way she stayed sane was by positive reinforcements on everything, "You're so funny!" (annoying her, and feeling the need to say something), "It's just his way" (...of being an asshole).

Name me anybody black that hasn't suffered by association with Kim. Even her ex friend's man and babyfather has ended up with the youngest girl in that sausage factory of a family. Beyonce is damn right to to give Kim Kardashian all the Church Lady hugs and grins in the world. I love that she is doing her "wife of…

I'm just here for the Beyonce gifs.

I like to describe shade, when done well, as a single drop of poison in a jar of honey. It is the insult you THINK you've been given but can never be quite sure of.

omg I just realized the scales are doing the side eye of justice

For the record, my friend posted that Rhea Wahlberg story yesterday and I was like, "According to the rules of Shade Court, that is not shade. Kara is definitely going to say it's not shade, I know it." And I was really excited to see if I was right. I've been studying really hard for shade tests in the real world.