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Too orange.

I do not care. I want to live in Joanna’s candle lit, open-concept dream and I want to pay like $80,000 for it.

Death Proof is fucking great.

I didn’t realize it until now, but I’m a Beyonce fan.

That’s horrible.

Hasn’t Kate been filmed more or less non-stop for the past 10 years? If she were hitting her kids, wouldn’t someone have that on camera?

Loved it until I saw the pants. They ruined it for me.

“People see me as someone privileged who has used my position to advantage..” says the lady who is getting media attention for publishing her own cookbook.

I have failed to be a good samaritan so many times out of fear of other people.

He looks like a young Matthew McConaughey, but on meth.

Meghan Trainor is wearing Chuck’s spacesuit from Better Call Saul.

I think it’s more of a fear of getting arrested/sued.

He’s a devout Muslim. The beard is part of his religion.

Those are beautiful garments. And yet...

I needed this today.

Ah, so THAT’S what they do with all those photos from America’s Next Top Model. They send them to the stock photo farm.

Nice Onion headline.

I voted for Eugene, but now I want to take it back. At least he knows how to pick locks. I take it back! I vote Ron!

I think it was more that she couldn’t see him the same way after he committed what she believed to be an unethical act of war.

Well, the one damn thing Gale did ended up causing the SPOILER biggest loss. So there’s that.