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Hm... I'd be charged with murder if I were to end her life. This is probably true, although it can't be entirely true or organ donation would be illegal. From what I understand, were I in Ireland, I would also be charged with murder if I were to end the life of her fetus. Does the law being so make either of these

Only because you assked for a chart. Don't ask for things you don't want, I suppose.

Eh, people are all way too concerned over dead bodies, so no, I can't really drum up enough empathy for the family to be really incensed.

"Dead woman's body kept in semi-working condition because of status as incubator."

Sweet Baby Jesus! What is that thing? Is it like a sadness monster or something?

When I was a Freshman in college, I had a subscription to the A&F catalogue, because that was a thing back in 98-99. Me and my friends all ripped out this one picture of a dreamy stud who was chiseled and glistening, sitting down wearing nothing but a pair of A&F tighty whiteys. We took that delicious black and white

"But then you become totally vanilla. You don't alienate anybody, but you don't excite anybody, either."

My impression was that the hashtag isn't for educating black people about how nice the cops are to white people, but educating fellow white people on their own hypocrisy. It's a lot harder to say that these murdered black men were thugs and criminals who "got what they deserved" when white people admit to the same

Finding a new social circle is scary as hell, but once it works out it's very rewarding.

Actually it's easy to meet people outside of work in a new town. What are your hobbies? join a club, take classes, etc.. Meetup is a great tool to meet others that are like minded or have similar interests.

I don't like social media pregnancy announcements as a general rule, but his reaction is pretty cute.

I'm 1/2 of a young married couple [22/26] and we took a Carnival Cruise out of NYC in the middle of January as our honeymoon because it was literally all we could afford. We had a blast! As young people, we didn't do many of the on board activities which were for octogenarians OR 8 year olds but we drank a ton of

I know singing/acting is popular but for once I'd love to hear "I'm stepping back from modelling and I'm going back to school. No student loans for me! I can do whatever I want now!"

I got into trouble with my sister's neighborhood moms. One of them threw a model party complete with audition tapes for 6 yr olds. I taught my niece to say "I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS!" so she did to the camera, my sister thought it was hilarious but the other moms were pisssed!

My kid is turning 5 this weekend. She gets cake and a piñata, plus 4 hours to run amok with her friends. That's pretty awesome! Fuck any further effort.

Guys, it is nonsense to get angry over this. I've read so many articles pleading for plus size clothing, and when that demand is met you shame them for charging more?

Wait - before I get too excited, the "reumion" of which you write sounds like a panel discussion and not an actual show...please tell me I have read this wrong.

Yeah, except... I need her jacket. I will gladly sacrifice range of motion to look that cute in the office.

Pretty much every mum I know wants to share. Not with everybody in the world, but definitely with friends. I don't know why. I do it too. Sorry.

To me any birth story makes my eyes glaze over and all I can think is "cool story, bro." I can't imagine how anyone would want to even talk about how they gave birth to anyone other than the most intimate of parties like your bff or mom or whatever.