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My response every time I hear "But she was so great in Mean Girls" is "No, Tina Fey's script was so great in Mean Girls".

Things haven't faired so well for the ones on each end.

especially after she learned to channel her rage into sports. She probably played field hockey for an Ivy, got a big law job like you said, and is quickly taking over the world by scheming and channeling her anger into her corporate takeovers. Completely agree.

LOHAN: Cady's with Oprah in Africa working at children's schools with a family, teaching girls to be nice to each other.

I sorta agree with Gretchen - except she wouldn't be the boss of Toaster Strudel, her husband would be. That would be why Jason married her in the first place. He had hoped to be a big time lawyer, but didn't have the grades for law school so he took his next best option.

I disagree with McAdams. I think Regina George would have a high powered job in law or finance or marketing. That girl was smart.

She's Greek. We have olive oil flowing in our blood, keeping our skin youthful.

I honestly do hope Lohan makes some sort of comeback because she is a talented person.

Who did they get to stand in for Rachel McAdams? Who is this person?

Cady's with Oprah in Africa working at children's schools with a family, teaching girls to be nice to each other.

Totally. My parents are known for their massive parties, they'll save up for months for them. I love a good party, I really don't care if the money could be spent on a house deposit or a car. I'd rather live on the edge but have awesome experiences and memories. But that's not for everyone, I completely understand why

Odds are 50/50 they'll end up divorces and with the breeders there's a 66% chance (from what I can recall) that one of them will step out on the other. Better?

The wedding industrial complex is so bat shit crazy in this country that it took me an embarrassing 3/4 of the article to realize that it's a joke. I thought she was being serious. People seriously think like this. People are seriously the worst.

Damn, who knew they still existed? I fucking loved getting their catalogs in the mail. Inflatable furniture, terrible sandals, platform shoes, wide-leg, mid-rise pants, rave gear, short-haired models, TyPeFAce LiKE THis. Ahh, the 90s.

As a woman who has gone through several fertility treatments (some unsuccessful, 1 success IVF with live birth and another success on the way) I feel that the perception that you can "control your body's reproductive path" is extremely misleading. Success rates with IVF -which you have to do if you'll use your

When my parents divorced, my mom had the stones from her (non-heirloom) engagement ring re-set into a necklace for me. She gave it to me on my 16th. :)

On the heirloom ring thing: if you have kids together, couldn't you give it to your son/daughter?

I kept it when I found he'd cheated (she answered his phone and we chatted) and then I returned it to Tiffany. I got ALL the money.

I returned the ring when I broke it off from an abusive ex and I always regretted doing such. It would of paid for a decent vacation which I rightly deserved.