People do all kinds of stupid shit just to get a 'cute' video.

I agree. That part was making me cringe. It's not a good idea to let children do stuff like that to dogs. It's not teaching them proper safety.

That one made me nervous, too. I don't know a whole lot about dog behavior, but even I know you do not mess with a dog's food while he's eating. The person taping that instead of putting the baby out of harm's way is a moron.

I've been training dogs for years and I've never seen an unpreventable bite on a child. People let their kids get away with murder when it comes to dogs, and it's a testament to how gentle and thoroughly domesticated dogs are that there aren't more serious bites on kids. Parents need to wise the hell up and realize…

Awww!

The baby should not have been allowed to pull the dog's food dish away. The dog was making it very clear it didn't like being interrupted. Bite to follow.

My neighbor left his kid with their pit-bull while he ran out for smokes.

Corollary to this: a lot of the people that say "my parents beat me and I turned out great" are not such wonderful poster children for that theory as they seem to imagine.

I've started to notice the people that say "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!" are the exact people that need to be told how to raise their kids.

I've been expertly using Facebook for years tricking friends and family into believing I have a life :(

Confession to my Facebook and Instagram followers: I've never actually eaten food.

Well, actually my mom works full time so no... she can't sleep until 10, but thanks for momsplaining the situation to me. Seriously. "Nothing" is as exhausting as kids? That kind of depends doesn't it? You do realize that this woman is very rich? She doesn't have to choose between being an active parent and plopping…

my grandma didn't have nannies when she had my dad at age 54 and she had no problem with energy. she was kicking everyone's ass on every level until she died at 92 and even then it was a drunk driver that killed her, she probably would have been upright and ass kicking into her 100s, heh.

As a current Florida resident (UK ex-pat), I cannot possibly deny that there are a ton of bat shit crazy people here. However, I will defend the state of Florida by saying: (1) a large number of people in FL are transplants from other states, not natives , thanks for sending all your crazies; (2) this model parent…

How? Their legs can't even reach the gas pedal!

i read the title originally as '5 year old' so this was a significant improvement for me.

I don't think anyone should think that having a child at ANY age guarantees that they'll take care of you.

Fuck, I'm 36 and Kid Electron is almost three, and I'm already exhausted.

There seriously should be no shame in people choosing to parent at older ages. No one fucking bats an eye when some 80 year old billionaire impregnates his 20-something wife. Haters to the LEFT.

This is why all of my passwords have cusses in them — it makes me reluctant to recite them to someone else.