PETA.

Newfoundland independence.

This was realistically probably sexual harassment, honestly, but my high school BFF and I led a somewhat aggressive campaign for the baseball team to all wear tighter pants, to the point of trying to figure out how to contact the uniform manager about it. Not great, in retrospect!

Thanks for the support. We were just faking for years, but we appreciate your belief in us.

Jesus Christ and his salvation. It was for, like, one summer in high school. I went to a camp and everything.

I participated in several prayer related events like see you at the pole despite already being an atheist. I didn’t want to draw more attention to that fact in myshitty conservative town.

I’m embarrassed reading this.

“ugh you guys what if I am still this awful and just don’t know it yet”

I admire you for sharing your story with us. Shame is so shamey.

I walked in the D.C. Pro-life march because it meant I got a day out of school, a bus ride with my crush for almost 9 hours, and a nice trip to our nation’s capital.

OMG, I did the exact same thing in the 6th grade! Our new principal decided to institute a rule that the students were only allowed to wear shorts if the temperature was 90 degrees or above for at least three days in a row. Why would she care? Who knows! I wrote a letter to her using overly dramatic descriptions like…

I was born into poverty in a super duper conservative state and lobbied HARD against free or reduced lunches at school, even for people who were worse off than we were, because my mom was hard core that we would eat nothing before accepting charity. And if I had to eat shitty lunches like a half piece of bread and…

When I was in 6th grade, our school banned shorts for some reason. I got so mad I started to campaign to bring them back.

I accepted a while ago that the only way I’m going to manage to become vaguely non-awful is by trying every awful thing I don’t realize is awful yet and then regretting it at 3am for the rest of my life.

Tithed to the LDS church.

I protested the Tuck In Rule in middle school.

Eh, probably the handful of fandom shipping wars I’ve been in. I’m not really a huge “cause” gal so stuff like Kony 2012 just passed me by.

Saving my virginity until marriage