He’s a murderer, a terrorist, an unapologetic racist, and an evil piece of shit.

Sometimes you are just so burnt out all you can do is watch the dryer cycle.

It’s a word with a very specific meaning that “excuse” lacks. It was created for clarity of communication.

This is the kind of shit that makes me take a really long pause when I’m asked to show my support for the “heroes in blue.” I’m just a white woman who hangs out in a largely white circle, but even I’ve seen cops go weirdly overboard on “suspects” for minor, minor crap like this. Frankly, this is how I define a thug.

Yeah, what annoys me is the pretense that we are not looking at undiluted thirst. It’s transparent, so please don’t insult my intelligence by posting an obviously planned, carefully posed exhibition of ass and then writing something like, “Feeling so grateful for the sunrise today,” like your naked ass just happened…

I can’t stand it I know ABC planned it
But I’m gonna set it straight, this Carey-gate
I can’t stand Dick Clarks new years rocking eve when I’m in there
Because your New years ball ain’t so New years clear
So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fucking dancer by my side.

This man has multiple mental illnesses and behavioral disorders, and there is nothing inherently wrong with that aside from the fact that they are painfully and obviously completely untreated.

because this man isn’t normal. Nothing about this is normal in any way

Me balancing the budget:

I’m more interested in knowing what happens to all those apples.

I know someone who recently surprised a family member with a transatlantic flight. I just keep thinking how terrifying that would be.

That sounds a bit victim shamey... any advice on how she should dress?

Man that is just like my engagement story. I was putting away some groceries while my husband was doing the dishes and he said “Let’s get married” and I said “Sure”.

About 20 years back in one of my first jobs, one of the saleswomen had a similar engagement story; he sent her on a spa day and when she asked for her coat, the spa girl brought her a fur (apparently they argued for a few minutes before saleswoman accepted that something was going on and not just that the spa girl was…

We really should start spreading rumors in China about the healing properties of Republicans.

Watership Down is one of my very favorite books. I read it at least once a year, and gave a copy to my niece for her 13th birthday earlier this year. He was 96 so at least he had a good long life, but still, 2016 had to take him too.

OH COME ON!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!?

This is so sad. And probably not earning a Jez post, but Richard Adams has died today as well.

These are the folks we’re counting on to save us from the rising tide of fascism.

OH SHIT! Tilda came with fucking receiptsssssssssss