I would watch what happened to Marathon Man in a sequel.

I want to see "Lost in Translation II" where Scarjo realizes that charm doesn't overcome

Yeah. From everything I've seen you're a real anti-spooge guy.

Herpes/Fudge Tunnel?

Oh, that's inappropriate?

Your servility is repugnant.

Already seen on NPR AVC!

So they are #1 in vaccines. They're also #1 in obesity. They're #1 in teen pregnancy, and #50 in literacy. They're #1 in unemployment and are in a three way tie for #50 in high school graduation rates.

I thought it was about Isaac Bashevis and totally appropriate.

Salad folk?

Is that necklace supposed to be drawing my attention to her decolletage?

How the hell did you pedos get a picture of me in Junior year of high school?

Oh, the meth dealer's defense, huh?

She was more of a hair-play kinda gal but I get where you're going.

Try not loving The Tragically Hip around those Canucks.

If running away while squealing, "My Dad's a lawyer" counts as fighting, then yes, he can fight.

A #1 here. My mother basically used to taunt us with the fact that she was never going to take us to Disneyland.

Are you still wearing heels everyday?

"Boys Club"

Yeah, it looks like his Neanderthal genes started expressing themselves hard.