Tissue paper? And where did you get yer dirty mitts on tissue paper?

I feel that one day I will see a post from you that doesn't involve the anus, colon, diarrhea, UTI's, Hep C etc., etc.

See my comment above. Never read past the first paragraph if you pay for a streaming account.

The first paragraph of this article is the best thing I have ever read on this site.

I'm actually buckling under the fact that my godson-in-law makes $2034 per day with this one simple trick that you would be a FOOL to pass up.

It sounds like your niece is a bit older than mine, (she's two.)

I think you may be interested to hear how the U.S. dollar hasn't been backed by gold bullion since the days of FDR and I just drone on and on and on until I froth at the mouth……………

Look at you on the Internet!

I'm interested but I'm not going higher than 8 gajillion yen on this deal.

That's really sweet. Baby nieces are the best.

(1) "I can't buy something without serially harassing someone in the company that produces it."

Is it not possible to just shut up and go away when you have nothing more to say?

6'5", 260 here and I feel your pain.

You seem like a sweet person.

And here I thought weekly five-a-side as an American was a bit limp-wristed.

This seems to be YOUR STRUGGLE.

Did you just give her a pass for trying to diss you about a show that she clearly had intimate knowledge of?

Your enjoyment of movies does not necessarily reflect on my character in any way.

Now THAT might be effective therapy in this case.

There could not have been a worse star for everyone to hitch their "freedom/First Amendment/strike a blow against dictators/I'm a REAL American" wagons to.