Eddie Pepitone's special "In Ruins" was pretty awesome. Give yourself a round of applause, sir.

Does this "friend" also take pleasure in torturing small animals and keying stranger's cars?

No, there isn't.

I hate everything about this movie but it has made me appreciate Ms. Adams' charms.

Merde, fou.

Quelle dommage!

I will spend the entirety of my 43'rd year at MacMurdo Station.

You came through and survived.

This is modern America, isn't it?

Birthdays and holidays shift attention to other people or to abstract beliefs. Narcissists cannot participate in having attention diverted from them, so they usually react poorly to celebrations that do not revolve around them.

Fucking "Middlemarch."

As a bizarre Yankee redneck I applaud anything that gives us a spotlight.

I love this movie. It's hilarious.

This album made me dance. For me (and for anyone really) that's the highest praise I can offer.

Poor gift giving is a sign of narcissism. It means that you can't stop thinking about yourself for long enough to go to a shop and pick out something another person might like.

A compelling rejoinder, lady.

I read the same article, and I too believe that something bad must have happened to the girl. I'm trying to point out that the irresponsible way the media took up the story and the credulity of the public have certainly robbed her of any sort of justice or closure at this point.

O.K. So tell me what happens in this scenario:

Esposito wrote that she could not imagine anyone making a false rape claim for any reason. Look at the quote.

I've known many women who went to U.Va and they described the scene there as horrific. Townies chasing girls, frat bros taking as much advantage as they could, etc. etc. The George Huguely case and the latest abduction are just well-publicized examples of the type of crap that goes on in Charlottesville every day. No…