Is it o.k. if I just leave you to your wank-fest while I guzzle E&J brandy with a little Mexican Coke (real sugar!!!!!)

I'm gonna need you for doc review in Omaha from Dec. 23 to Jan. 3. We've got you sharing at the Candlewood Suites!!! See you there!!!!

Oh screw you Heigl is class that gets hated upon. She's too pretty and perfect for the movies. Women can't stand her.

And a Nobel.

You're getting the wrong message!!!

If you were actually old you would know that youth is never pluralized to "youths."

Giants fans can all go get screwed with a frozen length of rusty chain like they deserve.

He's trying out the character of the Philly fan who isn't always belligerently drunk. It's kind of like the Boston teetotaler who hates Dunkin' Donuts. Allow some time for the character to develop.

"Did anyone watch the Grey Cup last weekend?"

A world run by a shrieking Jewish lady-lawyer who accuses anyone who comes within her purview of being this generation's Eichmannn?

You need to drink more, bro.

If they're a good comedian than the reason (and all justification for) that they are making the joke in the first place should be discernible within the joke itself or within the delivery.

I generally agree, but isn't boycotting a man like Watson a bit different than boycotting Jordan or Allen? Watson redefined our understanding of human life. Jordan was great at dunking and Allen makes pretty funny movies. We've got to have priorities.

"I tend to believe folks who step forward and say they have been raped.
It’s not something I can see another woman claiming lightly, not for
financial reward or revenge or any other reason."

I'll give 'em another go around since you're right, I haven't seen Season 2 (or all of Season 1 for that matter.) Thanks for the tip.

He does not realize that his name recognition doesn't extend further than his Mom's circle of Church friends. Pity the poor boy.

Thank you for your response.
Your post hit me the guts because I started thinking about how I just dismiss and spend no time on the things that ( you say) make women happy. To me, everything that women seem to like is just a roadblock to sex. I had always just assumed that this was a type of coquettishness, because I…

Vinny, I'm totally serious and you seem to know a bit about this.

Are people not touching each other in the porn that you are consuming?

Odenkirk is like God. He rains down bizarre, horrific shit from time to time (I'm thinking Birthday Boys as the most recent plague) but then he goes back in his tent and rains manna from heaven.