I had to up the absurdity because people were taking me way too seriously.

I'LL SEE YOU AT THE SUSQUEHANNA BELTWAY SHEETZ JUST OUTSIDE OF WILLIAMSPORT NEXT TUESDAY AROUND QUARTER TO 6 IN THE PM!!!!!!!!

Well, I'm a pretty serious Episcopalian if we're gonna get religious. I go to Church with my family for all the major holidays and usually on Sundays if the pastor my mom likes is preaching. If not we usually just skip it. I mean, we're not Bible-thumpers, me and my dad usually nip out about fifteen minutes into the…

You know what kills me? Pennsylvanians and their constant talk about Wawa and hoagies. You're almost as bad as Canadians with their infernal carrying on about Tim Horton's and their Double Doubles.

Yeah well at least I learned something from my experiences WORKING FOR A LIVING like you know anything about that, bro.

All this and no mention of how sweet Christopher Robin seems?

Yeah, pretty much dude.

Yeah, I'm the dick, pal.
I went to a fucking lesbian wedding this summer and was crazy respectful of their choice. I engaged them in a dialogue about how they deal with not really having a dick in the mix and they responded well and really opened my eyes about how lesbos get it on.

None of you know what you would do in the face of the maelstrom, now do you?

Tituss?

Great job of making it not seem like all Millenials are in thrall to the Apple Corp. latest fashion stupid freak show that is contemporary culture. Cameron said something you don't like? Pathetic passive-aggressive mocking is clearly. the way to refute him.

I don't trust a man with such sparse underarm hair. Am I the only one?

You're the first to have twigged. Smooches plus I want a carton of Gauloise Blondes and some Export "A".

I usually play outraged white bro with a little vocabulary but no sense, but I'm game for anything else.

Do you play Lacrosse? I do and it's actually quite enjoyable even for amateurs.

Well good. You have not come to a conclusion regarding the man's innocence or guilt since you have no evidence. Good on ya.

Man, that's really a half-assed way of trying to argue a point.

What should they have aspired to? Shitty leadership under the Hussein family? Having the Kurds, Christians, Yazidi, and even the few Jews left to be destroyed under Sunni majority?

My friend, you keep saying that what I say is anathema and yet you cannot help but quote it.

You talk a big game and I wonder who allows it? The rough men who do so little harm; the men who let you spout off in peace. The silent men who allow you to chatter, chatter, chatter.