Dude read this it is NOT a fucking coincidence you said that. Get educated, get prepared.

I thought you wanted to be your own father.

Ego death. Mine died years ago but you can still scrape along.

13.1 26.2 52.4 78.6 COME AT ME BRO!!!!!!!!

Gotcha, but I want my copy of Waterworld back from you as well.

I guess it doesn't surprise me that Sean Hannity views himself as a William Howard Russell or Sebastian Junger type. Total delusional freak.

Running to Blockbuster to rent "The Paperboy"

I don't know which miserable scribblers pen the so-called "history books" you refer to, but I will bet that Bertelsmann SE & Co. KGaG publish them.

Mostly grilling in the backyard and fly-fishing.

I have the credit for that kill and nothing you say or do will alter that fact.

Sir,

They're shite, surely?

I really like you for this. Not love, but really like.

Cappuccino Lays? Are we living in the last days of Rome?

Dear Sir,

I'm sorry to ask, but who exactly loaded the pistols? I assume it was your seconds but you make no mention of them. If you are a true gentleman then your seconds will obviously be your peers, and yet you don't see fit to state their names. You have not acquitted yourself of wrongdoing to my satisfaction, sir.
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Bratwurst and shillelaghs, paging Dr. Freud!

In all honesty I totally identify with Dmitri Karamazov. Judge me as you will.

That's Sooooooooooo Raven

Denise? Denise was a total flake! She never even sent that letter for the Navy house in Newport and she was like 28 or so!