Yeah you can but they keep all the good movies off the streaming and basically force you to subscribe to the DVD home delivery, which is double the cost. It isn't a lot of money and I wouldn't really care at all about it but you can tell their business model is one of hide-the-ball. That is what I don't like.

I am willing to bet that way more than one percent of the commentariat are fat and openly hostile.

Well I admire your dedication in discussing every square inch of her fine body.

It's called sausaging, and there is NOTHING wrong with it!

Ladies backs are cool and interesting to look at I agree.

And here I was about to tell you all about the benefits of using a Carolina rig and where to get the best nightcrawlers in the county. Your loss, buddy!

This has been one creamy splooge-fest, I'll grant you that.

O.K. tell us more…

I wanna be the Tommy Lasorda to your Phanatic.

If my boss had a vagina, it would probably stink.

"The Burning of the World"-Bela Zombory Moldovan
"Japan 1941: Countdown to Infamy" Eri Hotta (out August 12)
"Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and His Years of Pilgrimage" Haruki Murakami

The Big Chill 2: A remake featuring even shittier, more narcissistic, more navel gazing ego-centrists!

I have to see this movie if only for the headline in the newspaper and the "gay Babe Ruth" quote. Hilarious.

Go take that tongue to an asshole, Gene.

You work for Joe Biden?

1.)Spring mix, duck confit (or roasted duck breast if you don't want to go through the hassle) some macerated berries ( raspberries, strawberries, blueberries soaked in a little cognac or champagne and sugar—don't go wild with the booze, just enough to melt the sugar) and a couple tomatoes & peeled and seeded…

What the fuck is wrong with the people you live with?

Are you on Ambien or something?

I normally don't drink a lot of Gatorade but I recently tried their new Limon Pepino flavor and now I'm obsessed. It's cucumber-lime flavored Gatorade and although that sounds weird it is absolutely delicious. It's even better with a bunch of Tito's Handmade dumped into it.

Be prepared to swallow a lot of condoms and keep your cool when going through customs.