Must've been a dream you had.

Don't worry, Mary will just wipe it up with her hair.

Sounds like she was a considerate gal.

Remember Lot's wife/Renounce all sin and vice!

A gross oversight on my part.

Are the NIH giving out grants to study what new flesh-eating diseases are being produced in the shower trailer at 0:45?

Rocketballz

I think it's because a rapper over forty is deeply ludicrous and basically a mockery of who he once was. This is because a lot of rap lyrics are juvenile, obsessed as they are with conspicuous consumption, promiscuity, excessive drinking/drug-abuse and anti-social behavior and angst. I think a lot of guys see that and…

Used purposefully just for youngsters like you. (and for my own personal edification)

Your mind is clearly your enemy in this case.

Who the fuck buys a Lotus Esprit?
I've got a tip for you. Since this is a site primarily read by Americans, please refer to things we would actually buy if we magically made thousands of dollars per day on the internet. Instead of regaling us with tales about villas, tell us about condos in Miami beach or mansions in…

Exactly right. It would be like if Charlize Theron or Russel Crowe tried to sound American by imitating Humphrey Bogart's, JFK's, or FDR's accent. Too dated and too regional to be convincing.

Chris Hemsworth. If I have to go gay I want it to be with Thor.

I can't really understand that but I accept it.
Either "The Secret Agent" or "Under Western Eyes" would be great to start with if you still have doubts.

Just start eating much larger portions! That's what I do and it works great!

Cod
John Dory
Halibut
Sole
Sea Bass
Trout (all kinds)
Flounder
Tuna (yellowfin, bluefin, white)
Mackerel
Herring
Eel
Carp
Crappie

"Anti-Judaism: The Western Tradition" by David Nirenberg. Very good read but about as entertaining as it sounds.

Pink Gin. Good Gin (Bombay, Bombay Sapphire or Tanqueray) and just a touch of Angostura. I like it with a little lemon and a splash of seltzer on top.
I first had to make myself one years ago after they were mentioned on every other page of "The Heart of the Matter."

Try Bogle. It's a good California wine and usually about $10-$12, so a very nice buy.

Yeah, doing a good German accent can be very difficult. A lot of actors go way over the top with the zes, zays and iks. They rarely capture how soft and labial German vowels can be. I think a lot of the problem can be attributed to the fact that Germans learn to speak English with an English accent, but watch so much…