Thanks

Serious question. Am I the only one who feels kind of shitty when a porno actress is really pretty? Maybe it's superficial and not sex-work positive like we're supposed to be now, but I can't help thinking, "What went so wrong for you that you ended up doing porno? Couldn't you have met someone and settled down and…

God I wish you had added an "n" in your misspelling! I wonder what a homosensual would do? Would it be two guys riding a horse bareback together but definitely not having a roll in the hay afterwards cause they're not "violent gays"? Two ladies eating chocolate fondue on a bearskin rug in front of a roaring fire…

Got to agree. "Uncomfortable parallels" and "Woody Allen" in the same sentence make the mind leap to one specific thing.

An adaptation of a John Le Carre novel (I don't now how to make the accent aigu on this Disqus thing—any tips would be appreciated) starring Philip Seymour Hoffman is a must-see for me.

Luggage Thread: In which a frequent flier/heavy user of public transport rants and raves about the public's luggage/behavioral choices. Inspired by the Thread Thread by which this writer was painfully reminded of his pure, white-hot hatred of (nearly) all clothings and luggages made out of synthetic materials.

Never never NEVER polyester for anything!! In fact, there are only a few clothing items that I'll accept any synthetic materials in at all. Running shoes, athletic shorts and polar fleece tops are about it for me.

No member of the Buffalo Bills organization (not the players, coaches, management, ownership, beer vendors, janitors etc.etc.) will be able to look at themselves in the mirror by Week Six.

Lufthansa is pretty good too. All the bread, butter and Emmenthaler sandwiches you can eat plus all the stewardesses are German and have no problem bringing you all the free Franziskaner you can drink.

It's an all-beef frank! don't worry!

I'm sorry but white pants on a woman is a thing of beauty. Especially if accompanied with a loose but low-cut top and some strappy sandals.
Not sure why but the whole Charelston-lady-who-lunches look on a young woman is very appealing to me.

"Would you eat food that fell into the garbage?" needs to be a lot more specific. I mean, I wouldn't eat soup that had fallen into a soiled diaper, but I might eat a cookie that landed on a piece of paper or a plastic bag.

Weird Al is like heroin.
It exists and people try it.
Just not people like you and me.

I want to smack this person.

He seems to be doing a harm/benefit analysis based on both parties:

Flyblown

Here is the perfect song for the bun, the fact that Wendy's chose to overlook it will forever haunt them.

TASTES! good on th'bun.

I didn't realize that the brother had been accused of being some sort of demented rape-facilitator, like the Simone de Beauvoir to Oberst's J.P. Sartre.

Yeah, I can see staying pissed about something like this.