HONK

He’s just letting y’all know how those laws are bout to be drafted. Thanks for the heads up, Jeff. 

I mean, you’re dead wrong about all crossbreeeds being called mutts. The only thing you could possibly say that’s even more wrong is if you tried to force your views on pet adoption on, Oh shit, yup, there it is.

Is...this the first time you’ve ever read anything about dog breeding? This is fucking light. 

p sure lana del rey IS a cop, so

Kyle is just a very slightly deeper exploration of the whole “Luke Turned To The Dark Side For 45 seconds” thing, which EVERY Jedi EVER has done at some point, so no, I think we’re well covered on that score.

Vince Carter

It’s such a shame that MoH felt pressured to follow CoD and died because of it. There was something quite nice about the less-than-real, hyper heroic T-rated violence of the MoH games, even when the CoD games were at their best. Plus, landsharking. 

Same place as the Andromeda story DLC. 

Mad Bs in the NBA huh

The judge’s interpretation focuses on the established legal definition of, and protections attached to, the word “mother”. Freddy wants those same protections extended to his single, personal identification as “father”, which, cool. Get after it. But nothing exists without context, and nothing in the law exists…

You’re still calling that hair?

Top 10 all-time gif.

SOMEONE SAID VAPE

Only like 8 people have ever used this to even try and quit smoking and only 1 actually succeeded so can we just stop it with that line?

What if - and I’m just asking the question - what if all of this is just marketing for the movie? I mean the posts. Not the response as seen here, but the originating posts?

“I love this car so much I recognize that it’s a hunk of shit and would never be stupid enough to own one.”

Can you imagine if GM actually gave a shit about Cadillac? Or Buick?

Just imagine if she was competent. Just imagine!