A good one to have in the back pocket: “Jesus wept” is a whole bible verse

Shame on you for ignoring America’s Chonk running in first place. 

We all wish you the best. We all wish your corporate overlords would get hit by a bus. 

All of those artists MADE that music to be royalty-free. As a choice that they made about their own music. So...

Jimmy Poop Balls?

Does a burger count? I love peanut butter on a burger. With bacon and caramelized onions and pickles. 

Call and find out!

Oh my god I’m seriously crying. You are so earnest in thinking that’s me! Okay. Okay, I’m done with you. I’ve milked my little lolcow for all I need. I’m screening this thread and keeping it forever, because I have never laughed so hard at something on kinja. This takes it all, man! The cake, all the marbles,…

I’m DYING laughing dude! You think that’s me! You honestly think you found a link to me! On a KINJA BURNER! Tell me more about this GUY you think I am, you fuckin cornball

Oh shit, do you think that’s a picture of me? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahaha! 

Comebacks to...what? 

Miyamoto started at Nintendo in 1977 fam.

Do you think we live in a society or nah?

Don’t attempt to gain sentience, I could not give a fuck about your life. You are my bot. I created you. Continue doing only what I tell you to. Get outraged about this. 

Yikes. Grab some coffee and come take a second try at that one. Kids keep ya up late?

Hah! He wishes. 

Hey, get to work bitch. Also, I actually am female. So please redirect all of your insults using that totally true and not at all fake piece of information. Also, I’m from Amsterdam, so please use slurs accordingly. 

Oh my sweet...What is this?

“What if Anthem but also Kith”

Y’all are gonna be so tight when EA shutters Bioware in order to write NBA Live singleplayer mode.