A three yard dump truck. If we’re counting trailers, then that with a massive double axle trailer holding two Kubota out front mowers. 

Oh that’s his actual sister holy fuck. I had never seen a picture of his MotherSisterWife. And you know how conservative white people are about incest. 

Can it twerk? Asking for my erection. 

Well, RIP, I guess

Literally any accidentally missed call is worth having this on. So good. So, so, so, SO good.

I still don’t know if this is real or not.

This look is fine, you’re just having a reaction because you were around for the baggy backwards jersey phase. 

And his alleged victims didn’t misinterpret what he was doing to them. They acted as if nothing had ever happened. They didn’t confide in their friends. They didn’t write anguished accounts in their journals.

Honestly, she’s as electable as Bernie. Which is to say two things, A) We’re all fucking totally fucking fucked, and B) I feel like Bernie as her VP would actually be a cool ticket. 

Shout to “so effective”

Oh shit, Juul is a person’s name!

(Pst, hey, that’s the same as making it on the stove on low) 

oh fuck

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH THAT PICTURE 

lmao this is some FUCKING good kinja

Okay, stick with me here:

Fun fact: 2016 was 37 years ago today.

COUPLE THINGS

You can’t devmapall on Switch.

Officially announcing my plans to watch this as a comedy.