Publish your statistics or shut the fuck up. 

The 2020 Zero SR/F fires up in total silence—it’s a trip. There’s no exhaust rumble or clattering pistons, just a few lights on the TFT dash. “Are you sure it’s on,” more than one person asked. But when you twist the throttle, you finally hear something. And more importantly–you feel something.

Gayly Prophet hosts Jessie Blount and Lark Malakai Grey are two queer witches who break down the Harry Potter series one chapter at a time, lovingly and ruthlessly, through a queer intersectional feminist lens.

It’s the glasses.

You went straight to antimatter bombs?

Dumb advice. Kids need to know its okay to answer the question “Why are you feeling ____?” (which they will hear for the ENTIRETY OF THEIR LIVES) with “I don’t know.” That’s an answer. That’s a real, valid, genuine, acceptable answer.

dis gus tang

Okay Angela

I couldn’t be happier that this very possible reality is on the table. Congrats on tanking for Tua!

A fake penis is a dildo, n’est pas? If there’s another kind, I would like to know. 

Somebody, just anybody at all, explain how battery-powered EVs are sustainable.

Counterpoint, that Mimikachu is the best kind of shade, the kind that cuts deepest. And I’m buying one.

Prank calling Jim Irsay.

First one, then t’other.

And what about the automatic?

is it gud

Her next album will still be a disappointment.

Kept you waiting, huh?

Brutal. This game is kinda brutal, though. And it was the first game that taught me the difference between liking the concept of a game, and liking a game. 

TO BE FAIR