Yeah shout to all the shipwrights out there!

No you won’t. 

I’m dying laughing. There are exactly zero meaningful numbers in this report! Not one!

No, Hillary, this doesn’t make you electable either. 

How does The Root not know what shade is?

Pink is the most overrated and over-hyped performance artist since Elvis. 

okai

Boy if you don’t

Boy if you don’t

TO BE FAIR, Brown promised to defend all guys who have been falsely accused of sexual assault, so he absolutely did that shit.

You’re too triggered, and that’s not what is happening in this situation.

That’s not the reason.

Yeah, no shit.

To be fair...she’s been involved with at least a few other low-level celebrities, so that at least places her above Blake. 

Relegated.

Lifehacker doesn’t do facts. 

“No, THIS Time It’s Gonna Work You Guys”

Calm down. 

You don’t call them that and neither does anyone else. 

Just so everybody knows: I would not star 9/11.