Its literally called FF VIII Remake, banana peel.

Can you put this in the form of a YouTube drama so I can give a shit about it thank you

I mean...that’s kinda how fast food marketing works! You repackage the same stuff. Taco Bell might be the master of it. 

intergluteal cleft

So, who is Halsey?

Seems like a bad plan to put him in youth sports, all of which famously cover up sexual abuse!

The second part of her story did not happen.

Tell us about your fantasy team. 

Those aren’t texts, those are screens from the iOS mail app. A detail, sure, but still.

You REALLY wanna find out that the game was pushed back on the day it was supposed to come out? 

I...what? Let’s all go look up the word remake.

On George Bush’s birthday! For shame!

Oh shit basketball did 9/11?

Literally the fact that you claim it to not be controversial proves its controversial. Because fuck Barstool and everyone who looks like them. 

I recognize a “FUCK I forgot the trimmer guard” cover-up face haircut when I see one

Stop DMing children. Just entirely stop DMing children. 

He looks like a twink Blake Bortles. If that’s a fetish

year after year

I, uh...Did Kevin Durant win a ring? I don’t remember. 

A guy that I remember is Riley Cooper.