daddi

hahaha moar leik rolling stoned y/n

HOLY FUCK IS THAT PORYGON 3 BRO

Holy FUCK and I thought the original joke was unfunny. 

Fuck head-desk. This is gun-mouth level shit.

Nope. If you repeatedly and publicly drag the entire legal system in your municipality, this is what you get. Especially if you do it on the heels of a fake hate crime, which never took place. 

It’s peak idiocy to be incautious about what you buy.

Meh. Sometimes you get what you asked for. 

an unnatural phenomenon in the flat Midwest

Miley is gonna be tight when she gets half of the pig.

Seems like too little too late tbqh

No. You’re exactly wrong. They picked their materials, materials with absolutely known limits, based on their already-known limitations, which were already known. 

Nnnnnn...nope. This was a waste.

Imagine humblebragging about the most obvious possible conclusion

What’s so weird about the Bears WYTS is that Drew always claims his rival team is the Packers. This entry annually proves that he understands where the Vikings rank in the division.

the kick was blocked, champ

IT

Indeed. Bikes should not be on roads. 

Real quick reminder that if you label yourself as an “incel”, the reason you can’t get laid is because you’re an intolerable bore, a wastrel, a creepy gremlin, and a backasswards dullard who couldn’t reason his way out of an open doorway, or into functional society - which is far, far easier.

Give that joke back to the podcast you stole it from.