Nobody is impressed by your performative and false denigration of Dave Matthews Band. Nobody believes you. It’s okay to stop.

I really hate how GMG discovered YouTube three weeks ago. 

Game Informer was still around huh? Nifty. And what’s fucked up is that I grew up in the golden age of gaming mags. DAMN those were some good times. Nintendo Power art contests. EGM. OXM. PC Gamer. PSM. One of the first things I added to my PSC was a selection of the finest OPM ROMS. And then I discovered RPS and that…

My PC took a shit just as my friend and I were getting into this game.

This is a dumb idea. 

LETSA GO

Shout to this entire article for not even trying to address batteries. 

We’ve all seen movies. 

The internet was a mistake. Also, you’d suffer more bodily damage dropping a motorcycle at a standstill than Blanco Thotiana up there suffered from a fucking “crash”. Run the bike pics sis. Run the helmet hit pic sis. No? Cause it’s not your bike? Damn it’s not even your helmet? That’s craaaazy. 

I’m gonna need proof that Joakim Noah plays in the NBA. 

Yes

I mean

His anger would have more impact if he wasn’t...chubby...now.

What about “In my experience” was unclear? I’m still not looking for a plot exposition, I understand how the game works. 

Cardi don’t need no press

I’m dying laughing at this comment

And somehow this is at least half Gawker’s fault. 

Ninja obviously has no control over that Twitch landing page now, since he’s left the service for good

In my experience, it only rains a lot in BoTW when you’re going somewhere the game doesn’t really want you to go yet. Obviously, the first thing I wanted to do when I left the plateau was unlock all the towers. And in my game it rained all the way from Lanayru to fucking Deep Akkala. Mad deaths. Mad time spent…

You don’t get how threats work.