I used to be a Packers fan and now I’m looking for a new NFC team. Kinja should pick one for me. 

None of that actually happened. 

Nobody said any of that, but no kink shaming from me. 

All those roses can’t unmake her Tyga’s baby, Trav.

Come on man. You’re better than that.

thanks I hate it

Jesus imagine actually thinking this

The Maxima is a fleet sales car

What are you, microwaved?

There are no questions. It is easy to remember that you have a child in your car. You can feel free to choose how you rationalize that to yourself: Statistically? The numbers are on my side. Anecdotally? Every single “Almost” anecdote is on my side, and every child in the era of the automobile who lived to adulthood…

I can hear that gif

Might

Nope. It’s actually super easy to never, ever leave a kid in the car. 

To be completely fair, amazing fathers don’t bake their children, so we gotta rule that one out. Oh, and the person to blame is person who murdered the kid, like in every child murder, so stop acting like you couldn’t guess the answer there.

They’re still available new, peanut.

Shout to all the cheating Jax has already done in that house

What are those elbows tho

Oh yeah.

Damn, still no bottom on this thing, huh. 

Even if you buy this pillow, senpai will be unable to notice you