Thank God Devin Wade is outta here. Those two “stories” were the most agonizing trash I’ve ever been unable to skip cutscenes in. If David Cage ever accidentally plays that shit and finds out how low he can sink and still get praise, we are all unimaginably screwed.

I wonder if college is too expensive?

Settle down, the original game was released in 2002. 

You need to uninstall. 

I’m completely guessing based on the general specs. Now that this happened, it’s only about 5 mins till Retroarch ends up on the Switch, and then idiots like me won’t have to guess at what will run and what won’t.

That is exactly how Kinja does not work.

There are seven of us

[Mandatory Big New Yorker post]

Fam, if you think - even for a second - that people want Android on their Switch to play MOBILE GAMES...

So. The old classics are a yes for emulation. I’m gonna guess N64 yes, but no to PSX, kinda to PSP...and maybe to Dreamcast. 

WEEABOOS

Why does he look like a dry drunk?

OH MY GOD PLEASE LEARN ABOUT COVERING YOUTUBE

Deadcast: Would A-Rod Eat Cake On The Toilet?

On a long enough timeline, every dumb decision can look good in hindsight. Marchionne literally DIED before his idea even began to look good, and it still doesn’t actually look good unless you write THIS EXACT ARTICLE about it, glossing over the realities in service of the forced perspective. 

(what is with these coaches and music?!)

Stop

Are you saying you couldn’t believe what happened next?

Sure, let’s all keep pretending that’s not Paula Deen. 

Damn. The Rocket Pokemon should stay that way in some fashion, and/or have different moves. That’s something from the TCG that I’ve always ached to see in the games. The Team Rocket expansion was hot hot fire when it came out, and Gym Heroes too. It would be sweet to have a special or elite area in the games (like Mt.…