What...uh...what is that around Jon Gruden’s eye in that Hard Knocks poster. I don’t have one of those. Do I need one?

Ah yes, the one, single, holier-than-thou pretender who always appears in these circumstances to proclaim that every interaction they ever have with everyone they love is a fucking Thomas Kinkade painting. I know your shameful ilk well.

I was instantly sold on smoked onion, and I will make those this weekend. 

I’m laughing imagining anyone older than 7 just hearing about this scam in 2019.

THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS PICTURING

Don’t take this the wrong way, but why are you so far in yourself that you feel like you have to do performative public empathy for a fucking serial child rapist? That’s diseased. Take care of that.

...in his yard tho?

If your friends don’t fuck with you, you don’t have friends. 

Oh, that’s too low. The number is 100%. 

I don’t think you understand the issue

The city of Boston approved a permit for a Straight Pride Parade last month, one with Milo Yiannopoulos as the grand marshal

Nah, we already had Children of Men, where the black girl saved the world. We’re all good on this, Case. 

I look forward to reading this exact same article about a different vehicle in 3 months. 

How dare you

Your sister is an OG. 

Your sister is an OG. 

I couldn’t learn shield/wall clipping, but I’M PRETTY SURE I CAN DO THIS

Mazda is like that guy in high school who was sort of popular, but also so transparently on the spectrum that Poe’s Law came in to affect. And then you see him 10 years after graduation and he’s a Legal Assistant or a policeman in a small town and you’re like, Damn that doesn’t help at all.

Lewan me

For contrast, I live 40 minutes outside Milwaukee, and Phils house would go for between 800,000 and around 3.5 million, depending literally on which edge of a 15-mile circle the house was situated in.