A premium energy drink, you mean?

What? How can anyone be bored righ tnow? There’s mad reality dating shows on. Best sport you can watch on TV. 

Kill yourself, incel. 

Man, Chris Cuck really hates black people.

It is pretty crazy how the “screenplay interaction” thing is a twitter meme right now, just six years after it was popular on Kinja.

He’s a marketing genuis. I’m going to buy merch NOW. 

Is it really called the Big Bash League?

To be completely fair, Raiders fans are primarily fucked out of Oakland.

Stay mad, I suppose. Fuck, AV Club still runs that story in their features every single fuckin’ day, so others are worse about it. 

SATO: Here’s where you fucked up at: The Office isn’t actually a documentary.

Imagine writing all this and pretending that you don’t care about it. 

Okay, wait wait wait. Count his money as much as you like - seems weird to me, but do your thing I guess - but running a sex ring, which has to be what was going on here, right? That takes money. A lot of money.

Yo he almost bought those horns. 

*cigarette drag*
Liiiiiiiiife, eh?
*exhale*

They’re gonna replace the shitty C-HR. Shoulda kept the xB! Fools!

Good. Push your game, make it right, get it right. We will wait. We’ll always wait. 

No, the joke was about incest

Nancy been a fuck-up. For most of her career. You shouldn’t need to jump off her, because you never should have been on her like that.

Just imagine if - at any point in her career - Nancy Pelosi had been even half as competent as the women rising to power today. It would be a better world. 

FUCK yes. Get your money, sis.