To be fair, there is not one bad movie with the word Red in the title. 

Literally YOU are why they don’t, you scrunt.

Cool. Can’t wait for the cancellation announcement. 

Don’t forget Philadelphia

Tom Hanks is demonstrating how to properly get Botox. 

rookie mistake

When I was in high school, there was a teacher who adopted two children from India, and would come in to class and openly weep about how hard it was for her to explain to her children why they had dark skin.

Nah The Revenant is good

Also, Erys slaps and I can’t wait for Jaden to learn how to use features. 

So, when are y’all gonna stop running the Aziz Ansari sexual misconduct accusations story in your features?

Sure, act like you don’t know what a cat shirt is. Okay. 

“Superior Cockpit Room.”

Take that shit back to deviantart

Me! I wanna buy this because my wife just discovered the Switch, and god dammit I was right in the middle of playing Octopath. 

stop

It kinda is tho

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.…

Fam, I already know you don’t actually get why people do this. But here, let’s see if your shitty plan works:

Explain in detail how “naming and shaming” burner accounts is effective in any imaginable way.

Seems safe. The last guy who didn’t apologize for moving into EVs slowly was...Oh, I see.