What the fuck kind of obtuse, cancerous idiocy is it where y’all in the Splinter commentariat SCREEN AND REPOST the grays? 

dam wat a pic

If you’re an academic using a “BAM-POW” anecdote, you’re a bad academic. For exactly this reason. Wolf designed her thesis around the anecdote instead of doing things the right way, and it predictably ended in the only way it possibly could have. You only learn this lesson one way. 

I don’t get why we’re all still pretending that isn’t Aaron Carter’s actual twin, but fine, keep it up I guess. 

Listen to me:

You think this is the issue?

senpai noticed him

So in your reading of The Lion King, Nala for some reason has to be ratchet? 

InfernoPlus is the mf man tho

You need to stop fucking around with this brewery ouija board

In order:

If you think that’s a look of love, you’re a mark.

Up until this very moment, were you genuinely unaware that the menstrual cycle is directly related to reproduction, or are you being purposefully obtuse because you’re hilariously in denial about...every single thing?

Don’t generalize sexual preferences, you toaster.

Indeed no part of the pubic region especially but not limited to the hair that grows there or thereabouts could possibly have anything single thing to do with sex, sex appeal, or sexuality in the broadest possible sense.

To be clear on the body hair thing:

Damn I had bet three weeks.

Thank you for continuing to unfailingly look the cultural realizations of five years ago directly in the eye.

Nah, you didn’t miss why the Ks are popular, you’re just pretending not to understand. 

The logo is trash, too