Team Kate all the way.

Whoaaaa, man, I can see my hand move!

It’s like the writers built in a failsafe in case of emergency.

Next time let Grimes drive, Elon..

They would be better with no one. As in, without a coach.

Can you imagine how just good the Packers would be with anyone other than Mike McCarthy?

There’s a really scary food out there right now that contains an acid that the human body converts to dimethyl sulfide, which is used as a sulfidation agent in ethylene production. Scary stuff.

“John Elway has already started scouting college QBs.”

Oh, so he's 1-5?

If Nintendo had balls, they’d make an update SNES type version of Adventure of Link.

^ Everything about this is correct.

Mitch Albom remembers those seats, sitting there last season next to Ernie Harwell, Bison Dele, and Ty Cobb. Read all about it in his next book, The Bullshit I Made Up For Your Great Aunt to Believe.

This is not the correct use of a Bort reference.

Bold statements made with conviction like your last sentence are the only reason I read this column anymore. 

So now all the fanboys will start comparing it to GT-R and NSX and we will have countless of street racing videos and “reviews” and “my dad’s Supra will smoke your dad’s Ferrari” discussions.

I think everyone has lost interest by now.

Final Destination

Showing a marked lack of insight about what prison is really like.

Porn.

I’m surprised the officer in the picture wasn’t also on his mobile phone while on the computer, both which of course are illegal in my state but hey, because cops, they’re above all laws, so I guess it’s okay.