Yeah it looks kinda like an uneven moment. It weirdly reminded me of when I played one of the Thief games, where it’s rare, but sometimes the guard strolls past and sees me - even though my gem shows I’m in complete darkness. And other times I’m found, and run away to hide...but it doesn’t matter because he(and all…

I’m sure I’m not fully articulating this right, but Hitman is a game that’s supposed to sell us on the idea that there are multiple ways to get the job done(which is great) and it also tries to introduce some elements of realism so that it lends an air of tension. You have NPC’s who got suspicious if you walked by too…

Why is it that in my head right now I’m hearing corny, 70s background muzak and seeing a Title Reel that begins “Another VIVID Entertainment Production of a Dirk Diggler Film”??

Well, you did your due diligence. That’s something.

There’s something weird about the English version of Tomba! 2 that messes up emulators. I remember Sony hired MonkeyPaw Games to get it to work on their emulators and it took so long to do that they released the Japanese version and later replaced it with the English version when they finished. All in all, I think it…

it uses the open-source PlayStation emulator PCSX ReARMed.

This was actually an ad for their new sitcom, “Triumph of the Will and Grace.”

i paid ten monies for this on pc.

It’s a good thing Trump went after those NFL players for kneeling, otherwise stories about vets being unable to afford emergency medical transportation might make it look like republicans really didn’t care all that much about the troops.

thats because the host had no fucking personality you fucking dumb piece of shit. if you think tosh was actually funny theres a noose somewhere for you - i encourage you to find it

I was under the impression we had an overabundance of cooks

Nah, cops have a great sense of humor.

Alas we’ll never get to see hot takes regarding KK Slider’s inappropriately respectful relationship with Police. 

Arizona’s play has made a lot of fans sick, but it’s a dry heave. 

PS: Zoodle isn’t even a word. It’s a crossbreed of Twitter Vegans and the Teletubbies.

How did he get a hold of the lyrics from my debut rap album?! That’s clearly lifted from my track about stealing candy from Target, called “Hanfulla Mounds!$!”

You have re-invented a very popular Minnesota candy bar: the salted nut roll.

Porsche seem to really specialize in fucking up headlights. That front end is really really bad.

You mean Metal Gear Solid 2's Tanker sequence? :)