My Dad Wrote A Porno

Cancer. Its cancer for every single person

No, that’s eating a backseat. 

No, this is a very stupid and pointless idea. 

As someone who voted in Wisconsin, fuck off. 

Boy

Hey, by hook or by crook it’s fabulous to see the piece of shit 86 disappear forever. RIP in peace you also-ran wannabe.

I just went and voted and didn’t get a sticker because I’m not a broke pathetic psychopath

Nah. 

Questionable reporting from NPR?

My guy. If you’re in a city and you think you need both AWD AND snow tires, then you need to take the bus. 

You are talking a lot about educating parents in a socially backasswards hell pit of a country that still mainstreams Abstinence Only sex ed. Good FUCKIN luck. 

SPAETH COME SEE ME ON NATIONAL KID

FUCKING SHOCKER

OH MAN IT IS ALMOST LIKE MONEY AND FAME ARE NOT THE SAME AS HAPPINESS WOAH WRITE A SONG ABOUT THAT BUT YOU WON’T

(I’m Upset intro loop plays)

Shout to you for edging in on the YouTube zeitgeist and completely blowing the references

If anything, Rebel’s got an enlarged heart. 

I cannot laugh hard enough at people who think AWD is what helps most in the snow

tfw you’re an auto journalist and write about a predicted earnings downturn like a literal death in your family