“at times”

Oh, great, the people running Blizzard are fucking idiots on top of being avaricious.

You...don’t get why these cars were picked. 

whose mans

As a Bills fan, I’m looking forward to Nate the Great throwing nine picks and losing sixteen fumbles by halftime. I wanna hit the bottom as HARD as possible. 

Thank you for driving this phrase into the ground by writing an article on it. The internet thanks you. 

Sounds like Infinite Jest is living rent free in your head

Those dancers are terrible and wack

This is genuinely the first hero that’s got me interested in Overwatch. Oh, also I just got it for free, so, maybe that’s it. I might actually try that game out now. 

Don’t be Torch. Be better. 

Hah! I KNEW I’d be getting this shit in a Humble monthly the second it was announced.

SEEMS LIKE A GREAT GAME EVERYTHING IS GREAT GREAT GAME GREAT TIME SALES ARE GREAT THINGS ARE GREAT

She’s 90s hot tho. 

You know

That car looks like syphilis 

Okay group field trip

This is the worst fandom. Worse than Playstation fanboys. Worse than Uncharted fans. Worse even than Smash fans. 

A coffin. Fuckstick. 

Here’s how you deal with nostalgia: Play a N64 game with an actual N64 controller.

You are in too deep, my guy. Go out for a walk. Grab some apple juice.