Nice dog whistle

No

Nothing about this is appealing. That’s not even the good Phoenix. The good one Roseanne Connor’d himself.

Watch a second episode, holy fuck. 

You do but you’re scared. Got it.

(available only on the VW brand Halo car)

Porsche really can’t even buy good designers, huh.

Woah

If you give a dog an entire pigs head, you will spend the entire night and the next morning cleaning up the soft poop shooties.

If you are so bad at life that you need this article, what kind of dog are you and how did you learn to use a internet?

*Breathes in sharply*

Actually, nah. Fuck all Trump supporters. I’m glad Bill is going to die alone and filled with regret. 

You’re dead wrong. 

Keep fighting that, uh, whatever fight you’re fighting. Bud.

It’s funny you should bring this up today because I was just thinking how much my wife and I love our new house. 

Biggest shout to my grandpa for cursing me with being a fan of this team. Fuck you, Santo. 

But...the Switch is clearly better. Already. Demonstrably. Because it’s a portable game console, not a phone that has gaming capabilities and comes with some incredibly corny and uncomfortable-looking accessories. The two things are not of a kind. They are not alike. This same situation has already played itself out a…

Yeah how do you get that one

Man this would sound so awesome if it weren’t for the sneeze thing. Which seems like a dumb gimmick that will be bound to some kind of RNG. On the other hand, if it’s fully bound to player actions, then I’m in.

“If YOU can find a better pizza for $5, buy it.”