I...uh...didn’t Pizza Hut used to have something like this before? Or am I just a fat kid? PS, Pizza Hut bring back the Big New Yorker and the Balsamic Drizzle thx

The US has had an official travel advisory of at least level 2 on all of Mexico since August, with five Mexican states under the highest advisory level. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Yes. We know. We fucking know. They’re doing all the same things. We KNOW.

There is no debate. There is only chunky. 

I’m here to say...Fuck it, I’ll wait until Bozi weighs in.

What...is your point?

But, on the plus side, my iPhone X is unlikely to actually murder me. 

Okay, real quick, before you mealy-skinned mouthbreathers get any ideas: No, this will not be powerful enough to emulate the Switch. I doubt it will even be powerful enough reliably emulate a PS2, so shut your ass.

What happened to the Chargers is exactly what happens when you cry wolf. Or in this case, cry Los Angeles. 

Now now, Tom. Volcanoes attract a lot of tourist business, even if they’re dormant. Nobody has ever been able to say that about the Chargers. 

Honestly, John Legend should just stomp Kanye out and then write a tender song about it.

Jesus Christ every fucking face in that crowd is a disgusting peeled potato. Fuck Boston.

SHUT UP AND MAKE A REAL HOT SENTRA YOU CACKS

Professional tip: Don’t watch Roseanne. 

Come on man, let’s just pop some Percs and relax. 

That’s pretty lit. Now if only actual Roseanne would follow suit.

slamma jamma

(Pssst: Most of the leaks that come “from here” are reposts from across the internet. Gawker generates very little original content.)

I actually know someone who used to work as one. But she watched The Voice too much. 

This is why the term “Caucacity” needs to exist. Much like coonery, it’s doing it for them. Even if you seemingly ARE them. Also, white people being doing the most stupid shit most of the time.